Top 10 Needs For New Parents

1. Sleep Sheep/White Noise Machine
2. Sense of humor (ability to laugh when pooped or peed upon)
3. Swing
4. Vibrating Chair
5. Miracle Blanket
6. Pacifier
7. 5-hour Energy drinks
8. An excuse to get out of the house (sports leagues, fantasy sports, a job, the bar, etc.)
9. A good partner who will allow you to take advantage of #8 
10. Good support system (friends/family to watch the kid while the parents nap or get out of the house)
11. A good baby!